Thread:Puzzlebunny64/@comment-45264327-20200323184438/@comment-33395151-20200403041013

My cousin Morgan used to work at Ruffman Co. She used to produce episodes of such shows as Chef Pat, Mola Mouse, and others alongside a Filipino girl named Maria and Vera, another girl who was of Korean descent. One day, she had an idea for an episode of Chef Pat, entitled “Dead Ruff”. She gave me the script and tape she made of “Dead Ruff”. She told me that she had written the original script while Maria revised the mistakes and Vera had done the animation for the tape.

Naturally, I was excited because she had never brought home anything from work before. Looking at the title, I th0ought it was some sort of morbid joke she made and I figured it would turn out to be just a regular episode. When I did watch the tape, I was very dumbfounded.

The original intro appeared as normal, except at the very end when the title was shown and it immediately cut to black afterward. The usual chattering couldn’t be heard either. Instead, there was a low growl that lasted for what felt like an eternity. It wasn’t like a regular dog growling, either. It sounded more like a combination between a wolf and a grizzly bear getting angry and the creature was about to rip someone’s face off. Then, the screen came up saying “Dead Ruff”. It was nothing special. It was just black text in a very fancy font against a blood red background and then it showed Par trying to cook something like a donut in the kitchen. As usual, he kept messing up the dish, getting more frustrated each timed he messed up and messing up even more. At this time, Ruff entered the kitchen. Thick, heavy smoke like the mist of dry ice filled the air because Pat had burned whatever he was making.

Ruff, now very angry, started yelling at Pat.

“YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE?! KILL ME?! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!”

At that moment, Pat gouged out Ruff’s eyes with his claw and blood began to pour profusely out of his helper’s eye sockets. He then shoved Ruff into the oven. Ruff struggled to get out and gasped for air, and then he asked one last thing, “WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE?!”

Pat answered with, “Dog Meat.”

Ruff burned to death in the oven. Pat then took him out of the oven and let him cool.

Then, after cooling, Ruff pulled out a butcher knife from his back pocket and ripped out all the intestines and organs. Glen came in at that moment to see what Pat is doing and saw him pull out Ruff’s innards. Pat threw the butcher knife, hitting Glen in the eyeball, skewering it. Pat skinned Ruff’s fur and threw it out. He began eating Ruff with a demonic, demented, and contorted face while blood seeped out of his mouth.

Cheese appeared and joined in on the feast. Pat finished Ruff and threw his bones away. Cheese then exited the room with blood dripping down his face. Pat stared at the camera with that demonic twisted look on his face for about three minutes. He screamed like a banshee chipmunk being tortured alive and then the screen went to black. A text appeared in a plain dark blue Times New Roman font saying “The End” against a river of blood with 5 unholy creatures that were very hard to see in the background.

I asked my cousin why she made this horrible episode. She didn’t answer. A week later, I got a call from my puzzled aunt saying she had murdered several children and was going to prison for it. I told her about the cartoon she had made and how it was a Chef Pat episode that was unaired for obvious reasons. Now when I visit my cousin in prison, I try to ask why she made the cartoon. She still won’t tell me even to this day.